November 19, 2007
Hookers Catch Fish While Walking Their Ostiches!

...Not exactly how it happened but it was a funny title...

Yesterday L'il C was at her dad's. I could hear laughter in the background so I asked her what she was doing. She replied with, "I'm playing with my brother. Whadya think I was doin'?! Walking my ostrich?? I.THINK.NOT!!"

Uhm......Thanks Aunt Amy! LOL!

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Then today there were some papers for our Christmas production lying where she could read them. In the play we have various walks of life coming to worship Jesus in the manger scene. i.e. wisemen, Doctors, a family unit, a bag lady, a wealthy woman, casino dealer, cowboy/rancher, farmer, a military man, a geisha, an Indian, a biker, and a hooker.

L'il C is reading the people and the part they play and she laughed and said, "Ha! Carolyn's a hooker!"

....me staring blankly!

I then tell my mom that she needs to put the list up and I ask L'il C if she even knows what a hooker is.

She says, "Yeah they catch fish!"

Good answer! That will leave the birds and the bees talk for another day...... Whew!






2 Comments:
Blogger Amy had this to say:

ROFLOL! I have no words...she's too smart for her own britches!

11:45 AM 


Blogger Just Me had this to say:

I love the words that come out of your childs mouth! She is hilarious.

7:25 AM 


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