May 01, 2007
Kids Say The Darndest Things!
I know I have posted something like this before (maybe old blog), but it still stands true.Things my kindergartener (L'il C) said last night that were funny to me:
C-Mom, Jace (cute boy in her class) and I held hands one time.
Me-Really? That sounds fun. He is a cutie!
C-Yeah. But Cannon, Gabby, and Caitlin 'made in front of us!'
Me-Made in front of you? What does that mean?
C-You know! They made in front of us!'
Me-(Thinking hard trying to translate-because repeating the same phrase totally makes one understand so much better......) OH!!! You mean 'made fun of you!'
C-Yeah! Same thing!
Me-Thinking......I always thought it was the same thing too?!
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Playing school last night:
C- Mom, you are the teacher. What do you want your last name to be? I am going to be Ariel.
Me- I don't care. You pick one for me.
C- Ok. Shortcake.
Me- ?? You want me to be Mrs. Shortcake??
C-Yeah and change my name to Strawberry. I will be your kid.
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Having just learned that college kids live in dorms AT their school:
While we are still playing school last night:
L'il C asks me to get her sleeping bag down. She pulls it into her playroom and tells me I can plan the lesson while she sleeps at her school.
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Later she put her head at the foot of her sleeping bag with it all zipped up and told me that I should continue coloring but she was going to get a suntan! She could see the sun coming through her bag. (Since it was raining outside and we were in the playroom with the light on.)
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And the finale: (for the benefit of Little Miss) ;)
Lying sweetly on her pillow and sleeping bag with her eyes closed she lets out a toot something fierce! And with all the sincerity she could muster started singing, "Blame it on the rain, yeah yeah!"
link | posted by Sweet Yet Sassy at 7:09 AM
3 Comments:
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Just Me had this to say:
Oh my gosh your daughter is the cutest! I love the things that kids say -- so sweet!
- 12:05 PM
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Amy had this to say:
I love the Strawberry Shortcake one. :) She cracks me up.
- 12:30 PM
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Candice had this to say:
You're kids sound so adorable!
- 12:38 PM
