May 17, 2007
A bit disturbed...
As I was walking down the sidewalk up to to the post office today I noticed
a very sharp looking woman in front of me. She was several paces in
front of me and very likely was not even aware that I was behind her.
However, I was very aware that she was in front of me. Right before she
reaches for the door to go in, this sharp looking business lady FARTS! Not
an "oops that slipped" fart! It was a loud "I'm at home alone in my livingroom"
fart!
Was she deaf?? Did she realize that anyone within 50 feet could hear
her? Did she just not care?!
Because I know what she did not do was make sure no one was around and
better yet she kept walking as if nothing happened!
Do you think I could now walk into the post office with a straight
face?! I.THINK.NOT!
I could not stop laughing.
...Hope her britches were still clean! LOL!
link | posted by Sweet Yet Sassy at 10:35 PM
3 Comments:
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Candice had this to say:
I didn't know you were behind me.....
- 7:00 PM
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soapbox.SUPERSTAR had this to say:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I would have been rolling!
- 11:41 AM
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LITTLE MISS had this to say:
don't you know that's the best defense? just keep walking and pretend you didn't just rip a** in public??
man you've got a lot to learn.
; )- 10:04 PM
