June 07, 2007
Funny Things from L'il C
L'il C does not like to have her hair blow dried. Simply put...it takes time out from her play time! However, I insist on at least drying her bangs so she doesn't look like a homely child. (read as: I am anal and a perfectionist)Anyway she was in the bathtub this morning and said, "Mom....if you will just blow dry my bangs... I will give you something of mine."
Child, don't try to bribe me! I am the only one in this household with the authority to bribe... Seriously?! Besides what would I say, "Yes, please...I will take your Strawberry Shortcake pillow....??"
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As I am blowdrying the bangs....
I hear her singing a pretty tune however I can't quite make out the words she is singing. So when I turned off the dryer I asked her what the pretty song was. She said, "Oh you know...I was just making up stuff to sing." To which I replied, "Oh it sounded like a song I had heard before."
She said, "Oh. Well I put 'wake me up when September ends' in it." :)
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Pointing to her stitched crayon box.....
L'il C "This Thang is Tore-uh right here and right here."
Me "Sweetie, I know you are from the South but you should actually say, 'this is torn'."
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"Mom, in one month I will be 6 and a quarter."
"No Sweetie, you will be 6 1/2."
"Then that must mean I am already six and a quarter! Woo Hoo!"
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(Preface: I'm telling you if I wrote down everything funny she ever said I would constantly be writing. However she has become extremely self conscious when I laugh at the unintentional funny things she does. Therefore I have to be extremely careful to smile gently and not crack up and then proceed to drop the situation. If I laugh out loud she immediately gets a sad face and makes me promise not to tell ANYONE the funny thing she just did.)
As I was trying to discreetly write down the funny things she said so I could blog about it...
I hollared at her from my room, "Hey Babe... what was the part you added in your made up song??"
I hear her walking to my room so I chunk the paper so she won't read it. "Why Mom?! Are you gonna tell people?!"
Me sitting there staring blankly since I was busted...
"Honey I was just wondering."
"That's fine, Mom. You can tell however many people you want."
Therefore.... I AM! :)
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3 Comments:
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Amy had this to say:
Thank goodness we have her to keep us laughing. :)
- 1:19 PM
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Candice had this to say:
Kids come up with the most hilarious stuff. I'm surprised all the time and the hilarious logic that they see.
- 1:18 AM
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Gledwood had this to say:
As the saying goes: "from the mouths of babes" ...
- 12:14 PM
