February 27, 2007
Inhale the Sweet Fragrance Then....GAG!

Breathe In and smell the wonderful smells of Fresh Apples... and What the Heck!?

NEVER NEVER NEVER have air freshners that smell like food in the BATHROOM!!! These smells are not supposed to be mixed. No one wants to smell Apple flavored Crap!

Thank you!








February 13, 2007
Something to think about...

Waiting for the phone to ring is like waiting for the kettle to boil. If you watch it, there is no way it will ring.

But by golly, try to go the bathroom for a split second and it will ring the minute you pull your pants down! :)








February 08, 2007
Care for a laugh?

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Hag
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want= you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime?= I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay


And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating, she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in gasoline and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a baseball bat shoved up his butt.








February 05, 2007
Females in Auto Departments...

Whenever I have to go to an auto store I walk in and turn down an aisle. Even if I have never been in that store I try not to make it obvious! For the simple reason that the men working there automatically assume that if you are a cute girl you will have NO idea what you are doing there!

Well, normally I can go right to what I need, but in this case.... I could not find the transmission fluid. I know I needed to know the type of car I drove and that it is an automatic I just couldn't find the right aisle quick enough.

I am searching through the fluids.... power steering fluid - nope, brake fluid - nope, oil - nope.... when I hear this guy call me by NAME and asks me what I am trying to fix!

Seriously?! I don't know anyone that works at autozone so I couldn't imagine who it was.

I turn around and it is the mechanic I had just hired last week to fix my power windows that would not go up and down!

I.AM.BUSTED! Then I have to tell the clerk what I need and he goes to get it for me.

All I needed was a little more time and I would have had it! :(
HA!








February 03, 2007
Eating and Shopping-2 Must Haves!

So I spent money today like I had it!!!! ;) And it felt good.

I went to the city with my sister and her husband. He had to take a test and we had to play! :)

Bought some cute clothes and ate good food.

The food being the most important part:

Specifically: The Cheesecake Factory! Woo Hoo! I had the WHITE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE® and it was HEAVENLY!!!

Tonight I am eating here: P.F. Changs and loving every bite of the ORANGE PEEL BEEF-Tossed with chili peppers and fresh orange peel. It is TOO DIE FOR!!

Wish you could have joined me!! :)








February 02, 2007
If you are bored...

I love these little quizzes.....sometimes I just don't feel like working. :)


Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!
What's" Your Hidden Talent?










Laughter ♥ Sarcasm ♥ Love
Seems well-balanced to me... therefore I will not be taking a poll!

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