March 28, 2008
Cloning Gone Wrong

These were emailed to me and I thought they were hilarious!
















March 17, 2008
Happy St. Patrick's Day with a Surprise Twist!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!!



The festivities began at 8:00 this morning!! Woo hoo! My sweet L'il C woke me up this morning by leaning down by me and saying, "Happy St. Patrick's Day, Mommy!" (She is on Spring Break and I am playing all day.)

She paused for a few seconds and then asked if she could open her presents! (yes, I AM that cool!)

When I got to work (not working just showed up) Mr. C had decorated my office with green shamrock garland and Shamrock and Gold piece confetti.


My sister had made delicious homemade Shamrock cookies and a fun St. Patrick's Day card and had left them in my chair at work.
Mr. C also hand cut out many Shamrocks with clues for a scavenger hunt for me and L'il C.

She collected green glasses, fun rubber rings, a green hair extension, and more.


I collected a very fun Ireland book, a green lay to wear during the scavenger hunt, shamrock socks, a shamrock cake pan that I wanted, and a fun photo frame.
The next clue that I found said that the hunt will be continued at lunch promptly at 12:30 no earlier no later.

Lunch was much fun. I had a clue out on my swing and had a CD waiting on me that I have been wanting.

He had candles lit with Shamrock sandwiches, Shamrock cookies, green punch, and chips for the 3 of us. (me, L'il C, and himself) He really went all out.

My next clue was a myspace comment which led me to my mom's kitchen where he had another CD that I have been wanting.

The next and what I thought was the last clue consisted of me finding the place where we first held hands. This happened to be in his future brother-in-law's truck. I have located him and will be meeting at his truck in 20 minutes to find another surprise. (This turned out to be another of 3 cd's that I had been wanting.)



The UPDATE:



At 4:00 we took L'il C to my mom's so we could head on out to the local Irish pub for dinner. The parking lot was already full and the festivities had begun. We found a table outside. The weather was nice. We were under the awning and could watch the men play the bagpipes from where we were sitting. We enjoyed cornbeef and cabbage with new potatoes and some amazing carrots. Dinner was good.

After dinner we went back to my house. On the way home, he reached into my console and pulled out a cd that he wanted me to listen to. I asked him who it was but he just pushed play. He had written me a song!!!!! He was singing and playing the piano and had it recorded at a local studio.

When we got to the house, Mr. C held the door open for me. The lights were off and in the middle of the living room floor were little shamrocks with tealight candles in a circle and a ring box in the middle. (My sister had snuck into my house to light the candles....he called her without me knowing.)

He got down on one knee and asked me to marry him!

I hugged his neck and said, "YES!!"







After we hugged and laughed for a bit I let him know that if he had anymore planned for the scavenger hunt it was too bad because that was the ultimate ending and I needed to go tell my family and show off my ring! ;)

We went to my sister's and showed her and her husband. He was mad because he spent more time at my house waiting to light the candles then we did to show him the ring. LOL.

Next we went to my parents to show my mom (dad wasn't home) and L'il C. I told L'il C that Mr. C had asked me to marry him. She said, "Did you say yes?"

"Well yeah!"

"Good." and she hugged me, then whispered in my ear, "Can I still stay the night with Grandma?"

"Sure." I started laughing.

She let me go and immediately ran into the other room to call her dad to tell him the news! LOL! hmmmm Luckily, he likes Mr. C and his response when she told him was "Awesome." ha ha

Next we went to Mr. C's brother's house and told him and his wife. He wanted to see the ring and then told me I needed to "lower my standards in jewelry and raise my standards in men!" LOL. (Whatever, he knows his brother is an awesome guy!)

It was the best day! It was such a lovely day. He put so much work, time, and thought into the day.

He says he pulled off the greatest con ever with suckering me into marrying him, but we all know that he is one of the greatest guys in the whole wide world and I would be insane not to accept his hand in marriage!

I love you, Brad!! (a.k.a Mr. C) You are amazing! It will be an honor to marry you!








March 14, 2008
Bible Reading, Prayers, and Miley Cyrus?

In L'il C's Wednesday night class at church her teacher encouraged each of them to read their Bible for 10-15 minutes a day. When we get home she asks if she can set her alarm for 6:40 instead of 7:00 so she can wake up and read her Bible for a few minutes. I agree and she is excited about it. I figure the next morning she will have forgotten why she was up so early. But the next morning the first thing out of her mouth after she hugs me is, "Mom I am gonna go read my Bible for a few minutes." :) Cool.

Last night when we get home for soccer practice I let her know that she is gonna get in the bathtub and eat dinner. She asks if she can read her Bible again for a few minutes before she gets in to the bathtub. I know this is a stall tactic to keep her out of the bathtub a minute longer but I tell her that is fine (because who says no you can't read your Bible). I tell her that I am going outside for a few minutes to finish trimming up a small tree in the front before it starts raining.

When I come back in I am a little surprised to see that she is not reading her Bible but rather in her sports bra and pajama bottoms dancing to the new Miley Cyrus CD. ??? Uhm.......okay?


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Every night she and I say our prayers before bed. Last night was her turn to say a prayer since we alternate. Her prayer was very tender and sweet and in the middle when she was praying for her 3 yr. old brother (Mr. K's son) she said, "...and Lord protect 'brother' and let him make a cool craft at school tomorrow." :)

....because we all know that her 3 yr. old brother is thinking, "Man! I sure hope I make a cool craft tomorrow!"








March 12, 2008
School Zones


I completely understand the purpose of school zones: to make sure people slow down so that they won't run over a child.

However, my question is that IF the driver actually does realize there is a school zone and not in their own oblivion (texting, talking on the phone, talking to passengers, applying make-up, eating, etc.) are they more concerned with looking for a child that might cross the road OR are they scanning every location for a cop so that they don't get a ticket??

Just a thought I had while driving the correct speed and NOT in my own oblivion through a school zone yesterday but while scanning curiously for hidden cops.








March 10, 2008
St. Patrick's Day Joke

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding inConnecticut .

The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"








March 04, 2008
The Ransom


The Ransom?: Puppy Dog Eyes and Sweet Pleases!

Well, I did put the Barbies up secretly yesterday morning because I knew L'il C was going to have company this week. I am watching 2 girls from her school for a few hours in the evenings.

The first thing out of her friend's mouth was, "I wanna play Barbies!"

Awww man! ...Quick... if I distract them with something else I won't have to get them out! ......Well, that lasted all of 4 1/2 minutes!

They were back in the living room looking all sad with puppy dog eyes, "Please Mommy! Please can we play with the Barbies??"

Out came the Barbies to my dismay. I even FORCED myself to let them lay in the floor just as they are since the girls will be back tonight! It took everything in me. I just had to turn the playroom light out and walk away!! Ugh! :)








March 03, 2008
Holding The Barbies Hostage


I have issues.

I trust L'il C with the toys that she owns and I know that
she will take care of them. She owns 20-25 Barbies but never plays with them
because understandably who likes to play Barbies by themselves?? Since I only
like to dress them and brush their hair I am no fun.

However, when she has friends over, I hide the Barbies. One, I don't want all of the shoes lost and Barbie things tossed all over the floor. Two, I don't want their hair messed up. ?!?!?

What the heck!? Poor girl won't ever get to play Barbies. What kind of mom
holds their kids toys hostage? LOL! I need therapy oh so bad!










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