June 19, 2008
Sense
link | posted by Sweet Yet Sassy at 12:59 PM
June 18, 2008
Airline Humor
I don't care if someone made this up or if it is real but I can't help but laugh everytime I get this email!Just in case you need a laugh:
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
link | posted by Sweet Yet Sassy at 9:54 AM
June 15, 2008
Can I Get A Receipt For That?
I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas...
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
link | posted by Sweet Yet Sassy at 11:44 AM
June 12, 2008
High School Musical 2 plus a Cameo
If you have a little girl you probably own High School Musical 2. If you own HSM2 then you have watched it at least 453 times! (anymore than that and I would have told you!) :)
L'il C has every song memorized and enjoys the entire movie thoroughly.
BUT on the very last song they play, just as the credits are about to begin, they have a bunch of kids playing around the pool. And instead of completely enjoying that last song she sits on the edge of her seat waiting for that one brief cameo of Miley Cyrus listed only as 'Girl at Pool' in the credits.
It is quite funny actually. ...maybe you would have just had to have been there?
link | posted by Sweet Yet Sassy at 11:18 AM
June 10, 2008
Pointless Product? You tell me.
Walking through Wal-mart the other day I noticed this on one of the shelves:
...a single use disposable plunger!
I am wondering about the clarity of thinking in the person that came up with this idea. My guess it is a single woman with a strict diet that has never before had vistors at her house. How I came to this conclusion is this: If you have ever used a plunger once you have used it twice....in fact a certain someone has used mine three times actually in the last few months.
link | posted by Sweet Yet Sassy at 12:48 PM
