October 31, 2006
Speaking of Death and All Things Morbid!
I used to work at a bank. One of the customers happened to be a mortician/funeral director in my town. He is in his 70's and happens to think I am the hottest thing that walked the earth. Now if that isn't creepy enough!!!.... He tells me everytime he sees me to come see them! Now I am not in the practice of visiting a morgue....To my family and close friends: If you care anything about me, anything at all. I only have ONE last request. When I die, do NOT take me to that funeral home!!!!!!!! I do not want that man to ever see me naked, I do not care if I am dead and won't know. I WILL KNOW and I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER!
Thank you that is all.
HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
link | posted by Sweet Yet Sassy at 7:18 AM
October 26, 2006
McDonald's
L'il C loves to play with the McDonald's stand that she got for Christmas one year. Being that she is an only child I get to be her primary playmate.I was cooking dinner (not for play) and she asked me if I would play McDonald's with her. So I told her I would but I would have to keep an I on the stove.
We go through several scenarios of me ordering, her telling me how much it is, and then cooking and giving it to me.
I had run out of options on what I wanted (as I am not very creative and it takes everything in me to pretend while we play). I was thinking of my next option and she asked me again what I was going to order. I told her that I needed a few more minutes.
She responded with (in all seriousness), "That's okay cuz I'm flippin' cheese!"
Now I don't know about you...but I haven't ever flipped cheese. I died laughing!
link | posted by Sweet Yet Sassy at 7:25 AM
October 24, 2006
Now that's funny!
My car doesn't have the statistics written out like that, but there are enough dents and scratches to tell a story similar to this..... LOL!
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October 23, 2006
Chocolate covered Bananas
I try to eat moderately healthy and work out. However sometimes fruit just tastes exceptionally delicious when covered in chocolate.Note to self: Too many chocolate covered bananas will eventually make your tummy hurt!
link | posted by Sweet Yet Sassy at 7:24 AM
But The Boys Get To!
It is pretty chilly outside this morning. I need to go buy L'il C some winter school uniforms. Currently she only has short sleeve shirts and one long sleeve shirt that is relatively thin. So, this morning while getting her dressed I put a little white shirt on underneath her blue long sleeve shirt. She then proceeds to tell me that if she gets hot later she is going to take the blue (uniform) shirt off."Uhm.....no. That is your uniform. You have to wear it."
"But mom, if I get hot at nap time I will need to take it off."
"Sweetheart, it is very cold outside. You won't get hot today."
"But the boys get to take off their shirts when they are hot!" (read in pouty 5 year old voice)
....First of all, it is now winter. Second, you are clearly not a boy!
link | posted by Sweet Yet Sassy at 7:13 AM
October 19, 2006
Starting Life Fresh!
Today is a new day so I shall begin with today! I am never short of an opinion. I may not offer it unless you ask. But if you ask, be prepared to get exactly what I am thinking. Life is too short to sugar coat it!
I love to blog. I love to write the thoughts I have and express the funny things that have happened in my day.
Although I do not have time to write anything funny at the moment, those stories will come.
Thank you for visiting my site! I hope you return.
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October 18, 2006
Currently
Currently Thinking: how little sleep I am going to get from the Pumpkin Spice Latte I drank. Currently Feeling: tired! Have to wake at 5:30 to run! Currently Wanting: to close on our new home! Currently Enjoying: the silence. It is rare. :)link | posted by Sweet Yet Sassy at 1:23 PM
